sexaholicrus:

fruks:

aph germany: were having a meeting on 4/20

aph france: bruh

aph italy: bruh

aph japan: bruh

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I DID IT

realhousewivesofnightvale:

Do you like Welcome to Night Vale, but don’t like all the pesky political correctness that comes with it? Do you wish you could enjoy a delightful fictional program without discourse on race and sexuality? Would you like to enjoy entertaining segments such as traffic and the weather without the constant reminder that there are people living happily and well in this world that are not like you? Do you want a show whose creators don’t bother with annoying things like the feelings and experiences of marginalized people? Would you like to be part of a fandom that never criticizes you for your antiquated racist and homophobic views and never engages in important discourse regarding social issues that matter in the real world? Do you want a show of whimsical yet dark fantasy that is also one of the rare safe spaces for straight white people in the vast whole of existence? Well, look no further! I have just the show for you!

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I hope you enjoy this fun and exciting speculative media!

hamsfreth:

he doesnt even have any LEGS

hamsfreth:

he doesnt even have any LEGS

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person

i wish there was like…blacklist for parts of homestuck

like im interested in the storyline and i want to read it but hussie keeps using cheap and offensive jokes and i’m so tired and i’m only halfway through and i wish… there was a way to not see those kind of jokes…

notcallum:

the facts

notcallum:

the facts

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

cecilfhtagn:

"tumblr is great except for…"

the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?

"…the sjws."

ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.

polygenderism:

[Image Caption:

gender can be a scale between two extremes. gender can be like a Venn diagram.

gender can be triangular. gender can be quadrilateral or even any polygon.

gender can even be a circle. gender can be structured like an infinite web.

or even everywhere. or even just nothing at all.

all of these and more are valid to illustrate your own gender identity. yours, and yours alone. 

however, do not gender other people without their consent.]

a helpful photoset to see the many ways you can have more than one gender or a mix of them, depending on the individual and their personality.

these are all the expressions i could think of in the moment but there are so many more possibilities it’s incredible.

gender and its understanding is truly infinite and you can make of it what you are allowed to claim and what you can figure out for yourself.

just remember that your understanding of your identity can only truly fit your own definition and cannot be subject to the opinions of others, even if it is changed or molded by them. you are still you, no matter how often you change your mind or grow.

- sere

karadin:

metamorphosis2011:

Let’s play ‘spot the guys who’ve been snooping round tumblr’

x

Jensen is a sane person who stays completely offline. (said by a person who can’t stay offline)

unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

heliogoodbye:

Hello, legitimate real-world publication? Hi, yes—I would like to place a half-page advertisement in an upcoming issue of your legitimate real-world publication…
By Americans, For Americans, In Americans, Watching Americans…

heliogoodbye:

Hello, legitimate real-world publication? Hi, yes—I would like to place a half-page advertisement in an upcoming issue of your legitimate real-world publication…

By Americans, For Americans, In Americans, Watching Americans…

timelordblogging:

officalnerdqueen:

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

**Bruce and Tony join in with a chorus of ‘Galileo”

It’ll forever be my headcanon that the Avengers just make vines with their superpowers when they’re not saving the world